Virginia

• Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
• If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. Text of the law: Any person, not being married, who voluntarily shall have sexual intercourse with any other person, shall be guilty of fornication, punishable as a Class 4 misdemeanor.
• You may not have oral or anal sex. Text of the law:  If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony.

West Virginia

• Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison. Text of the law:  If any persons, not married to each other, lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together, or, whether married or not, be guilty of open or gross lewdness and lasciviousness, they shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction, shall be fined not less than fifty dollars, and may, in the discretion of the court, be imprisoned not exceeding six months, and, upon a repetition of the offense, they shall, upon conviction, be confined in jail not less than six nor more than twelve months. In prosecutions for adultery and fornication, and for lewdly and lasciviously cohabiting together, the persons named in the indictment shall be presumed to be unmarried persons in the absence of proof to the contrary.
• Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars. Text of the law: If any person commit adultery or fornication, he shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, shall be fined not less than twenty dollars.

Oklahoma

• Oral sex is a misdemeanor punishable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
• It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
• It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
• Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel.
• It’s statutory rape for a man over 18 to have sex with a female under the age of 18, provided she’s a virgin.
• Tattoos are banned. (Repealed, Effective November 1, 2006. Tattoos are now legal in Oklahoma!)

Florida

• When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
• One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. Text of the law:  A person who commits any unnatural and lascivious act with another person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree.

Mississippi

• If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month. Text of the law:  If any person, who shall have previously become the natural parent of an illegitimate child within or without this state by coition within or without this state, shall again become the natural parent of an illegitimate child born within this state, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction thereof, shall be punished by imprisonment in the county jail for not less than thirty (30) days nor more than ninety (90) days or by a fine of not more than two hundred fifty dollars ($250.00), or both. A subsequent conviction hereunder shall be punishable by imprisonment in the county jail for not less than three (3) months nor more than six (6) months or by a fine of not more than five hundred dollars ($500.00), or both. Provided, however, that for the purpose of this section, multiple births shall be construed to be the birth of one (1) child.
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. Text of the Law: If any man and woman shall unlawfully cohabit, whether in adultery or fornication, they shall be fined in any sum not more than five hundred dollars each, and imprisoned in the county jail not more than six months; and it shall not be necessary, to constitute the offense, that the parties shall dwell together publicly as husband and wife, but it may be proved by circumstances which show habitual sexual intercourse.
• Unnatural intercourse, if both parties voluntarily participate, results in a maximum sentence of 10 years and $10,000. Text of the Law: Every person who shall be convicted of the detestable and abominable crime against nature committed with mankind or with a beast, shall be punished by imprisonment in the penitentiary for a term of not more than ten years.