“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
—Steve Martin

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it’s one of the best.”
—Woody Allen

“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
—Unknown

“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
—George Burns

“Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest
of your life.”
—Michael Sinz

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
—Woody Allen

“I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.”
—Elton John