“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
—Woody Allen

“Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.”
—Sam Austin

“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
—Matt Barry

“Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
—Henry Miller

“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments
to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision.”
—Lynn Lavner

“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.”
—Swami X

“When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.”
—Author Unknown

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ”
—WoodyAllen

“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.”
—Woody Allen